A few funnies

#1 Molly is eating her cereal and suddenly gets up and lays down on the floor.

"Ooooh...I think I ate too much cereal!  Look at my tummy.  Now I have a cereal baby."

#2 Molly and Amos chatting in the back seat of the car about Amos starting preschool in a few weeks.

"You are going to have so much fun Amos.  There are legos, trains, and a little kitchen to play with," Molly said.

"Yeah, I'm going to play with the trains all day!"

"I know, but you should try to play with some new toys."

"Ok."

A bit of silence....

"Molly--can you be nice to me all day?" Amos asks.

"No, that's too hard."

I agree.  Sometimes it is hard to be nice all day.