Molly keeps telling me she wants me to live with her when she is older and help her take care of her children.
"Can daddy live with us too?" I asked.
"Ok, yeah. But you will take care of the children."
"And what will daddy do?" I wondered.
"He will put the children in time-outs."
Here is another:
Molly keeps telling me she doesn't want me to get old. She gets really upset when she talks about it. So I asked her what makes someone old.
"They don't have any hair. And they don't know how to turn on the tv."
Hmmmm. Either way, it's true.
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